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    Fan de Giromu-sama Overlord Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Corran
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    Renoncer au cochon pour pouvoir faire des cochoncetés



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    Mad Man with Nekomimi Daemonslayer makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War makko God of War Avatar de makko
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    Techniquement, vous vous en foutez parce que vous êtes chrétiens et moi je m'en fous parce que je suis athée...

    qui veut un sandwich jambon gruyère?

    avoir une assistante comme ça vous motive, croyez moi ^_^

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    Rakan Powa! Supreme Overlord Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Bal-Sagoth
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    Oui, la Sainte Vierge est un peu l’amiral Ackbar de la chrétienté.
    Quand j'ai lu ça j'ai ruiné mon clavier avec la morve qui m'est sortie du nez quand j'ai explosé de rire, fallait oser la comparaison



    qui veut un sandwich jambon gruyère?
    Ajoute quelques tranches de cornichons aigre-doux et je suis partant!


    "Wijn is venijn, bier is plezier"

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    Fan de Giromu-sama Overlord Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Corran Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Corran
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    Ajoute quelques tranches de cornichons aigre-doux et je suis partant!
    Hentai

    (taggle le forum, tu sais à qui tu causes ? C'est à moi que tu parles ?!)



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    [MOD] Futaba fan forever Supreme Overlord Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Giromu
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    J'ai beaucoup aimé le texto de Jésus et l'odieux connard qui répond "taggle" car il ne connait pas l'émetteur.
    C'est carrément un des plus drôles articles qu'il ait écrit.

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    [MOD] Futaba fan forever Supreme Overlord Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Giromu
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    Game of thrones, la série qu'elle t'envoie direct au purgatoire si tu la regardes!
    J'ai vu qu'un épisode. Je suis foutu?

    Sorcery, sexuality and socialism make for a nasty threesome. Yet one television program is not afraid to promote this agenda to America’s young adults. Games of Thrones, the newest hit on the HBO Station, has truly broken the barriers of decency with this offensive science fiction action series and it’s about time that parents took notice.
    Aimed specifically at the male teen demographic, with a specific emphasis on the awkward and the outsiders amongst them, this series is an obscene fairy tale of beasts and wizards, promiscuous “wenches” and bare-chested knights. With its plotlines of paganistic deviancy, occult violence and anti-Christian propaganda, it has been incredibly successful at luring immature boys of all ages into the raunchy domain of adult cable entertainment.
    In essence, Game of Thrones is a poorly produced copy of Mel Gibson’s Braveheart with a dash of smut straight out of Hustler Magazine added to spice up the frustratingly complicated drama. It can be preachy and pretentious one moment, and decidedly X-rated the next. You will witness effeminate men having sex in bathtubs while speaking about dragons, dead bodies splayed out in satanic pentagrams in the snow and some of the most artificial acting ever broadcast on the small screen.
    How can such an illicit program be allowed on American television? Does it pose risks for our children? Can Christians voice their outrage and have the show censored or cancelled? Below are twelve solid arguments for boycotting Game of Thrones in the coming year.

    1. Sexual abnormality, including incest and lesbianism, appears in graphic detail.
    From casual rape to group orgies, each episode of Game of Thrones has something astonishing for viewers. For many children, this will be the first time they are introduced to wanton fornication. Will they choose to experiment like this in real life?

    2. Witchcraft is presented as empowering while Christian values are utterly insulted.
    Deadly potions and menacing spirits dominate the storyline, but there is no mention of Jesus despite the fact that His love was the backbone of wisdom in the Middle Ages.

    3. There is far too much violence and this prevents the overall plot from ever becoming compelling.
    Do we really need to see all these bloody close-ups of beheadings and elaborate jousts? It just doesn’t contribute anything educational to the viewing experience.

    4. Emilia Clarke is such an untalented actress that her only role in the show is to be eye candy for pedophiles.
    This pretty young girl unfortunately lacks the intellect or the sophistication to appear on prime time television. The producers seem to know this and require her to disrobe in every scene. Her gentle, undeveloped teenage body does not evoke womanhood, but the innocence of a lost child, alone on the side of a highway and ripe for the picking.

    5. By depicting the traditional heterosexual family unit as dysfunctional and a socialistic revolutionary army as an ideal alternative, the show reveals its underlying communist bias.
    Should it come as any surprise that author George R. R. Martin, a power broker in liberal Hollywood, named the dominating spirit of these soldiers “The Red God”?

    6. Actor Peter Dinklage, who plays a dwarf on the show, has become the poster child for sodomy amongst America’s youths.
    Children identify with Dinklage because of his small size and comical accent, but his obsession with anal penetration crosses the boundaries into pure propaganda. How many children will watch the little man and want to try his grunty thrusts at home?


    7. At times, the series appears to be little more than an excuse to display illicit homosexual scenarios.
    Flamboyant costumes, effeminate longhaired men, boys shaving each other’s armpits… Add to this the voluptuous, swarmy acting style of gay porn star Kit Harington (who plays sycophant Jon Snow) and you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a San Francisco bathhouse full of the apes from Star Trek.

    8. The Irish actors willfully glamorize severe alcoholism.
    The ignominy of Ireland has always been the weakness of its people when it comes to alcohol indulgence. Why must Games of Thrones attempt to find humor in such a national disgrace?

    9. Pet wolves and dragons mirror demonic spirit guides in pagan cosmology.
    When you pair up children with conduits of divination, you are inviting them to experiment in spiritually reckless ways. Sadly, atheism and Satanism await them down this path.

    10. The show is incredibly difficult for adults to understand.
    Most parents will find the thick European accents of the actors confusing. The story, vamped up from the original book, is frustrating for its leaps of logic and implausible romantic scenes. The producers of Games seem to understand this and have crafted the series so that it intentionally turns away older viewers. Should we be suspicious that they have worked so hard to have some private alone time with America’s children?

    11. There are no positive role models.
    It may sound a bit old fashioned, but what ever happened to the strong male figures we had on shows like Little House on the Prairie and Touched by an Angel? Instead we have Littlefinger and androgynous Joffrey Baratheon prancing about as heroes for today’s confused young men who appear to be insanely obsessed with this outrageous series.

    12. The moody, dark cinematography will make teens depressed.
    Many youth subculture groups, including Goths and Skinheads, prefer to inhabit the world of the night. In darkness they find convenient cover to master their addiction to drugs and sexual violence. Does Games of Thrones actively promote marijuana usage and rape? Should parents really sit idly by as we await the answer to this important question?
    http://christwire.org/2012/01/12-rea...nes-in-2012-2/


    Et Skyrim rend gay!
    Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?


    What is Skyrim?
    If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.
    In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire by using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.
    Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic.
    Throughout the game, the player is exposed to full frontal violence and replay style death killing finish moves. The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor.
    The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.
    Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the next Skyrim saga.
    SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
    D – Dirty
    O – Orifice
    V – Violation
    A – Always
    H – Hurts
    K – Keep
    I – Injecting
    I – It
    N – Naiant

    How Would My Child Get Access to Skyrim?
    If your child doesn’t have the money to buy this game, be sure they are spending countless hours watching their bitttorrents download massive amounts of band widths to illegal obtain this demonic grail of violent dragon porn. Be sure to inspect all of their friend’s houses. Anyone of the evil axis of consoles; PlayStation 1,2 or 3, Gamecube or XBox 360 Live Kentic, could be lurking in one of their households.
    If you do learn that one of your children’s friends doesn’t have proper parents and allows them to play on such vile machines, make sure your child knows that by playing with this friend will go against God and would send his soul to the fire pits of Hell.


    What Gay Thing is This Gaming Teaching Kids
    Skyrim Jobs – Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin. Satan has recently taught our fecal fisting bandits that if you hang each other upside down and let the blood rush to the head, the anal dumpster becomes more sensitive to touch and we all know gays wake up and fall asleep just day dreaming about sticking something up their own or someone else’s sewer hole.
    If you notice your son has become more light headed around the house, this is a definite warning that he has been Skyrim jobbing.
    Dragon Fisting – Dragon fisting is a new way the gays enter each other’s mud goblets with both of their hands. The difference with dragon fisting, is they make sure to grow their nails very long and once inserted into their low t-cell counted friend, they make a tickling movement with their fingers and sends their mud monkey buddy into a demon infused enticement of gay rage.
    Make sure to inspect the length and smell of your children’s finger nails on a daily basis.
    Icy Spear – The Icy Spear is the name of an actual weapon in the game of Skyrim, but on the gay streets, it is where a gay freezes their meat banana with ice cubes and than forcefully injects their partner’s demon tunnel with their icy flesh spear.
    If you notice that you never have ice cubes in your freeze, be sure that your son is freezing the anal caverns of other men in the neighborhood.
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    Rakan Powa! Supreme Overlord Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Bal-Sagoth
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    Y'a vraiment des trucs homos dans ce jeu? O_o


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    [MOD] Futaba fan forever Supreme Overlord Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Giromu Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Giromu
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    Nan. Christwire est un site satirique parodiant les conservateurs.

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    Rakan Powa! Supreme Overlord Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Bal-Sagoth Most fuckin' badass in the entire multiverse ever Avatar de Bal-Sagoth
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    Ah bon. (en même temps j'avais pas regardé les sites)

    Fichtre, on dirait pas une parodie.


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    tiens, je viens de remarquer que j'ai 666 remerciements.... j'vais me mettre une chanson d'Iron Maiden, tiens...

    avoir une assistante comme ça vous motive, croyez moi ^_^

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